A few months passed without discovering any true gem, but before going into any of my other adventures, just let me do a rant post on this WL first.
Quick summary first: never go for this WL if you are concerned about looks. You have been warned.
Why? When I arrived at the venue, my jaw totally dropped. The one who welcomed me in person is a short, fat, bespectacled woman with pimples. She looks absolutely NOTHING like this picture. Initially I thought she was some roommate or something, but when she told me she is the one whom I contacted, I was like WTF?
First impulse I had was to run. But after thinking abit, this is supposed to be just a cheap relief session afterall. For the advertised $80 unlimited hj, one cant expect too much, right?
So I went into shower by myself (she did not offer to join, fortunately or otherwise?) When I got out, she was in bra and panties (eww..) and I laid on the bed for massage. It turns out to be just a piano session and it was quite obvious to me that she did not have any kind of proper massage training before. It ain't my first day out in the field, alright?
As I lay on the bed resigned to my fate, she asked if I prefer HJ or BJ, which I opted for HJ (totally zero mood for anything else, if you get what I mean). I was so uninterested that I did not even attempt to take off her bra or touch her. However, even without me being interested or having any feeling whatsoever, within seconds of handling my weapon she already got him into salute position.
Being a seasoned chiongster, my 2IC usually take quite long to get into position but to my pleasant surprise, she managed to get him up quickly. And when she saw that I was quite resilient to her attempt to make me cum, she is experienced enough to reach for more oil as she slowly increased the pace. As she hastened her rhythm, she added twisting motion on my pistol with her right hand while massaging my balls and ass with her left hand, constantly adding more oil along the way until it feels totally like thrusting in and out of a well lubed pussy (those who had wet hot raw sessions before will know exactly what I am talking about). Thats exactly the kind of feeling I need to cum, and I tried to keep the feeling back. In approximately 10-15mins, I surrendered and my 2IC errupted really hard on her hands.
As much as I do not wish to admit, I am forced to say this HJ is one of the better ones I had for a long time. The HJ from other WLs are usually either too mechanical, overly dry, have bad rhythm or simply no feeling. I can say that this HJ scores well in all these aspects, which is why I have to give credit to her.
Subsequently I left her place a disappointed man with a satisfied dick. What else can I say?
Photoshop is amazing.
Summary
WL: Ting Ting
Promoter: SgLonelyGuy
Website: http://www.sglonelyguy.com/?p=9709 (as of Jun 2015)
Venue: Geylang
HP: 9869 2980
DMG: $80 unlimited HJ
Svc: Massage/HJ
Looks: 2/10 (sorry but bespectacled pimple face is totally not my type)
Body: 2/10 (fat and rounded)
Boobs: Did not bother to find out
Massage: 3/10 (untrained piano)
HJ: 7.5/10 (The only saving grace)
RTM: No (Despite her good HJ skills, I value honesty even more)
